More things I have noticed...
Some days are just bad. You wake up, bang your toe catch your sleeve on a door handle spill your tea on the carpet and forget to bring something important in to work. Days like these should be treated with a sarcastic and knowing smile.
I know this is a generalisation (and that they don't work, generally) but why is it that all Audi drivers are such clucking twunts? Those four rings on a car seem to encourage people to literally drive like a ringpiece. Like a bad day, I think it might be for the best that we treat Audi drivers with a sarcastic and knowing smile.
Sunny days make the world seem impossibly nice.
A sunny day lifts your mood like nothing else. Optimism is everywhere and the troubles you faced yesterday don't seem quite so bleak. Days like this should be treated as the source of your sarcastic and knowing smiles.