My girlfriend says I've ruined kisses by over analysing them.
I was thinking recently that when I kiss someone it's usual for me to make a little "kiss" noise with your mouth. This noise imitates the sound you'd make if you sucked slightly on someone's skin when you kiss them. It seems like a false addition to the ritual. Surely the point of the kiss is that you made contact not pretended to?
Explaining this to my lady caused her to have a little think and then a couple of days later point out that I'd thrown a spanner in the kissing.
Once you think about it perhaps you'll feel equally self conscious when giving your loved one a peck on the cheek.
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