I don't like football, I don't generally like adverts, I do like this one though: http://tinyurl.com/2v97cuy
It's the one for a credit card where the bloke watching telly cheers because his team score a goal. He's all fat at the start but when his team score he jumps up, runs off and gradually gets into shape as he runs to the football game.
A listener sent me an email to point out that the star of the advert and me have a bit of a resemblance to each other. Hard to disagree.
Unlikely that I'll be slimming down any time soon though. I'm not looking after my weight at all currently. Its been left to slide a bit recently. Oh dear.